Title: Blood Rage (aka Slasher)
Director: John Grissmer
Released: March 29, 1987 (filmed in 1983, or possibly 84?)
Description: Twins Todd and Terry seem like sweet boys – that is, until one of them takes an axe to the face of a fellow patron at the local drive-in. Todd is blamed for the bloody crime and institutionalized, whilst twin brother Terry goes free. Ten years later, as the family gathers around the table for a Thanksgiving meal, the news comes in that Todd has escaped. But has the real killer in fact been in their midst all along? One thing’s for sure, there will be blood and rage! – via Anonymous on IMDb
Nostalgia Time!
Okay, so. I’ve never seen this before. In fact, I meant to have this recap done and posted on Thanksgiving, but . . . well, have you met me? (No, most likely you have not. Hi. I procrastinate and never get shit done on time unless someone forces me to! Nice to meet you!) There is a massive dearth of Thanksgiving horror movies, and I sure as hell wasn’t going to torture myself with Thankskilling. I tried to watch that movie years ago. I tapped out after the anthropomorphic turkey chased a busty pilgrim woman into the woods, where her tripping and falling down caused her dress to fall down, exposing her breasts for our pleasure, thus inspiring the turkey to announce, “Nice tits, bitch!” (I’m never recapping that movie, and you can’t make me. Oh, God, I’m going to end up recapping it at some point, aren’t I?)
This movie, though . . . I forget exactly how, but it was on my radar because Ted Raimi appears in it for about 30 seconds in the opening sequence. I had at some point watched the very beginning of this movie for that scene alone, and then not bothered to watch the rest of it. At some point after that, or maybe before that, it’s all a little fuzzy now, a horror podcast I listen to, appropriately named The Horror Show, covered this movie. I listened to that episode, I know I did, and yet I don’t really remember any details about this movie. So I’m going in fresh, having never seen this before, recapping as I go. Unusual since I almost always do a pre-watch, but the original idea was to do this fast and get it posted on Thanksgiving, and I had this idea literally a couple days before Thanksgiving. Well, I plan, and the universe laughs its ass off at me.
Here we go!